If I turn off my lights to try to sleep, will cream spinach start seeping through my window until I can’t breathe ??
I just made a wish when it turned 4 am that Beyoncé would jump through my window with my cat and chicken noodle soupAnd then would fly away like a bat
I miss my cat so much I’m tearing up
What if cats never died and instead were passed down in families for centuries.. No more family curses / reputations / sadness / etc.
Wondering what would happen if I wore lip liner
Wondering about waffles
I want a rabid bear to penetrate my window in order to shoot me with a tranquilizer gun.
He can eat my desk if he really wants to.
This machine will not communicate these thoughts and the strain I am under
I keep imagining someone malicious jump through my window and my door is closed so I couldn’t run quickly enough
and then I would tell him not to speak because I have something to say
and I would show him the song I’m listening to
and the facts I just learned with a lot of enthusiasm
why can’t we just be friends? why does it have to be like this? tell me about your interests instead
wishing that I could become a vapor (with no physical appearance, desires, preferences, or faults) who could help my friends and family at all times
sufjan obsession spiraling out of control
Patiently waiting for a Karen Russell / Wes Anderson collaboration