how are insects so loud?
are my screams comparable to their chirps?
am I an insect?
are insects a real thing or are they spies?
when insects buzz in the night, are they just recharging their listening devices?
I hate stretching my ankles !!! Ahhhhh
There are so many brilliant people! And we can witness their brilliance through utilizing technology!! Or simply by opening ourselves to truly listening rather than assuming intention and meaning based off of our own limited scope of experiences and understandings!
Feel like I’m in a race against all of the other humans who have the same artistic ideas as me
Invader Zim is my definition of genius
— From Eighteen Upbuilding Discourses by Søren Kierkegaard (via kierkegaarddane)
complicated emotion crawls sideways from beneath a rock and begins to dig a hole in the sand
Need a spider pet who will massage my body and eat other spiders
The opportunity window to wear plaid lederhosen is quickly racing by…
Getting old is annoying
All Natural Disasters, Fruits, Vegetables and Insects Belong in “Fantasy”
Mud slide, anyone?
Waterfall sling shot:
Buy 3 get the 4th one free !
Buy 6 and get a more rapid assimilation to the cultural norms of a foreign location (GREAT VALUE)
Buy 29 and sling shot all of your favorite water falls to mercury and watch them either freeze or evaporate instantly! (MEGA VALUE)
Speaking Too Soon and Other Unforgettable Moments!
All Of My Fears Are Fantastical!