if someone walked into my room right now they would see me sitting against a wall beneath sufjan lyrics while listening to sufjan while writing on tumblr about sufjan
what is the psychological significance of this
All Delighted People makes me cry
wishing that Brad was here to make a negative noise at the mention of puppies
music is better than a puppy that never becomes an adult dog
law suit law suit
If someone were to jump through my window with a machete and a bottle of gasoline I would be too relaxed to run so I would just act languid and try to provoke existentialism in my predator. Then we would eat my salsa together and I would send him off through the window again with a firm hug …
If someone were to jump through my window right now with a machete and a bottle of gasoline I would be like “look at this, I just predicted your existence to tire myself out via tumblr and now you’re actually here” He would be like “what is a tumblr” and I would show him the ins and outs and then he would start a blog where he could express himself in a healthier way, other than breaking into people’s homes in the middle of the night and swallowing knives / breathing fire for tips.
If this person were to jump through my window and I were to predict his existence and told him, he would be freaked out and would try to make me predict other things and I would fail and then he would kill me.
Alex Trebek defiantly refuses to exit a revolving door. A tornado uproots the revolving door and sends him to the top of a building. 25 seconds later he exits and heads inside to his apartment.
He controls all tornados
Alex Trebek silently frustrated when his shoes keep sticking to the ground.
He exits a high rise building through a revolving door, throws the shoes into a garbage can and takes the subway home, his navy blue socks protecting his soft feet from the ground