I hate stretching my ankles !!! Ahhhhh
There are so many brilliant people! And we can witness their brilliance through utilizing technology!! Or simply by opening ourselves to truly listening rather than assuming intention and meaning based off of our own limited scope of experiences and understandings!
Feel like I’m in a race against all of the other humans who have the same artistic ideas as me
Invader Zim is my definition of genius
— From Eighteen Upbuilding Discourses by Søren Kierkegaard (via kierkegaarddane)
complicated emotion crawls sideways from beneath a rock and begins to dig a hole in the sand
Need a spider pet who will massage my body and eat other spiders
The opportunity window to wear plaid lederhosen is quickly racing by…
Getting old is annoying
All Natural Disasters, Fruits, Vegetables and Insects Belong in “Fantasy”
Mud slide, anyone?
Waterfall sling shot:
Buy 3 get the 4th one free !
Buy 6 and get a more rapid assimilation to the cultural norms of a foreign location (GREAT VALUE)
Buy 29 and sling shot all of your favorite water falls to mercury and watch them either freeze or evaporate instantly! (MEGA VALUE)
Speaking Too Soon and Other Unforgettable Moments!
All Of My Fears Are Fantastical!
Trim the light- its gone too far!
Trim the picture frames- they have grown out of proportion!
Trim the air - just for fun!
Does “waiting” propel a change in behavior?
Waiting in rhythm
Waiting in socks
Wading in anxiety
Wading in sandals
In a sand storm
Closing the blinds
Turning off the lamp
Walking past the tv
Closing the refrigerator
Ironing over buttons
Avoiding door knobs
The curtains need a trim once a week
Feed the printer
Go to sleep
The traffic does not show signs of congestion, unlike my upper respiratory system …